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Piles of veg...

Blimey! I just had a chicken dinner at the Sainsbury's cafe across town. It was great value for money - £4.37 to be exact. Much better than the Wetherspoon's Sunday Special. Here's what I got for my money: a large apple Tango to drink, and on a big plate, piles of peas, carrots and roast spuds with a ton of gravy. Two Yorkshire puds and... half a roast chicken! I could only eat 2 thirds of what was presented to me. The chicken tasted better than I can do at home, it was so moist and flavoursome, and the skin was glorious!

I think I'll try it again next week. Num num num.

Christianity

Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

The other day...

The other day I found myself in the town centre needing to pay a visit to a public convenience. After finding the nearest municipal toilet I sat down in an empty stall to do the deed. I then heard a voice from the cubicle next to me asking, "Hello mate, how are you doing?" Not wanting to appear rude, I replied, "not too bad thanks."

After a short pause I heard the voice again, "so, what are you up to?" Again I answered, "just having a swift dump - I got caught short... how 'bout yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "hold on mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some twonk in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

My cars

Cars I have owned:

Ford Escort 2 door 1.1 bright orange

Ford Capri 1.8 Silver

Ford Fiesta XRII 1.6 blue

Ford Fiesta XRII 1.6 silver

Ford KA 1.3 red

Volkswagen Polo 1.6 CL green

... but why the change from Ka to Polo?

Bertrand Russell interview. Genius.

Monkey Religion - very funny.

For ages 5 and up. Blimey.