The other day...

The other day I found myself in the town centre needing to pay a visit to a public convenience. After finding the nearest municipal toilet I sat down in an empty stall to do the deed. I then heard a voice from the cubicle next to me asking, "Hello mate, how are you doing?" Not wanting to appear rude, I replied, "not too bad thanks."

After a short pause I heard the voice again, "so, what are you up to?" Again I answered, "just having a swift dump - I got caught short... how 'bout yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "hold on mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some twonk in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."