A true story :)
A man was walking down a beach, and started praying to God:
"God, I've believed in you all of my life, over 30 years, and I've always been faithful and done everything I can in my power in order to be a good person. Surely, God, this is worth at least one request of mine?"
Later, he gets a reply off God, and his booming voice goes, "You can have one request only, and I will give you 1 hour to think of it."
So, the man thinks for a while, and starts praying again. "I would like a bridge from the UK to Hawaii, so I can drive over whenever I like, not having to worry about catching planes etc..."
God listened, and replied, "I'm sorry, but that's really not possible. Imagine how hard that would be to do, the sheer amount of material required, the cost, it's near enough impossible too! Please think of something else to ask for, I'll give you extra time, so I would like to hear a response by tomorrow."
Anyway, the next day, he prays again and says "God, I've thought of something else you can do for me! I would like to fully understand women, understand what they mean when they say "nothing's wrong", why they give me the silent treatment and to be able to read their minds as they expect all us guys to do..."
God promptly replies "Do you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?"
"God, I've believed in you all of my life, over 30 years, and I've always been faithful and done everything I can in my power in order to be a good person. Surely, God, this is worth at least one request of mine?"
Later, he gets a reply off God, and his booming voice goes, "You can have one request only, and I will give you 1 hour to think of it."
So, the man thinks for a while, and starts praying again. "I would like a bridge from the UK to Hawaii, so I can drive over whenever I like, not having to worry about catching planes etc..."
God listened, and replied, "I'm sorry, but that's really not possible. Imagine how hard that would be to do, the sheer amount of material required, the cost, it's near enough impossible too! Please think of something else to ask for, I'll give you extra time, so I would like to hear a response by tomorrow."
Anyway, the next day, he prays again and says "God, I've thought of something else you can do for me! I would like to fully understand women, understand what they mean when they say "nothing's wrong", why they give me the silent treatment and to be able to read their minds as they expect all us guys to do..."
God promptly replies "Do you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?"
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